When a child is born

There seems to be a bit of a story/rumour developing regarding a newly born baby in the American hospital, a twat in a hat and a possible marriage of necessity. There is interest from the Uk red tops but little evidence has yet emerged.

The baby is definitely real, an acquaintance of the Weasel was giving birth in the next room, the Sun reporter was there hanging out waiting (in vain) for the millinered one to appear.

The Weasel is unclear sure about this one, it doesn't quite ring true but there definitely seems to be some evidence and knowing the archaic laws regarding unmarried mothers it might even have a basis in fact.