Bundle of laughs
Can't believe the Weasel only learned of this fabulous event via the ever excellent Pop bitch.
Another coup for the sandlands.
What are they thinking of, two random artist introductions:
"JIM DAVIDSON
Jim Davidson is firmly established as one of the countryÂs most popular entertainers in British showbusiness and one of the countryÂs funniest comedians."
Really
"Frank Carson
How would you describe comedy in its purest form? To put it quite simply, it’s a combination of a good joke, well told. Remind you of anything? Here’s a couple of clues: ‘It’s a cracker’ and ‘It’s the way I tell ‘em.” For some performers, ‘comedian’ is a job description. For Frank Carson, it’s his species."
Excuse me while I throw up.
Bobby Davro?? At least he doesn't claim to be the funniest man in Britain
The Weasel was going to put Ronnie - one joke - Corbett's speil here but frankly it is so long winded he can't be arsed, you can read them all if you must.
So as well as have-been bands we now have a crowd of have-been comedians tryinig to cover the cost of their divorces/tax arrears by bringing their own inimitable style to Dubai.
Quite how the authorities intend to treat swearing intrigues the Weasel, with people being jailed or fined for bawling out an Emarr minion some of these acts are going to be struggling for material.
The racism however will fit perfectly with Dubai though so maybe it isn't that surprising.
Naturally despite the lamentable headliners boredom will drive the Weasel to attend if only to heckle from the sidelines.
Another coup for the sandlands.
What are they thinking of, two random artist introductions:
"JIM DAVIDSON
Jim Davidson is firmly established as one of the countryÂs most popular entertainers in British showbusiness and one of the countryÂs funniest comedians."
Really
"Frank Carson
How would you describe comedy in its purest form? To put it quite simply, it’s a combination of a good joke, well told. Remind you of anything? Here’s a couple of clues: ‘It’s a cracker’ and ‘It’s the way I tell ‘em.” For some performers, ‘comedian’ is a job description. For Frank Carson, it’s his species."
Excuse me while I throw up.
Bobby Davro?? At least he doesn't claim to be the funniest man in Britain
The Weasel was going to put Ronnie - one joke - Corbett's speil here but frankly it is so long winded he can't be arsed, you can read them all if you must.
So as well as have-been bands we now have a crowd of have-been comedians tryinig to cover the cost of their divorces/tax arrears by bringing their own inimitable style to Dubai.
Quite how the authorities intend to treat swearing intrigues the Weasel, with people being jailed or fined for bawling out an Emarr minion some of these acts are going to be struggling for material.
The racism however will fit perfectly with Dubai though so maybe it isn't that surprising.
Naturally despite the lamentable headliners boredom will drive the Weasel to attend if only to heckle from the sidelines.
posted by Desert_Weasel at 10:42 am
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To be honest, I can't look beyond the crotch on that site. It's a cross between a camel-toe and a smile.
And I feel quite confident that it is (1) a coded message from the graphic designer/photoshopper, and (2) not a very well coded one at that...
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