tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-151901572024-03-23T22:12:13.553+04:00The Desert WeaselExpat thoughts rants and irrelevance from Dubai UAEDesert_Weaselhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14754461058752846034noreply@blogger.comBlogger121125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15190157.post-45640458191546072972009-04-14T19:28:00.002+04:002009-04-14T19:33:50.075+04:00JBR and the manThe police are back at the jumeriah beach projects tonight, no idea why but after the events of the last couple of weeks who can tell.<br />It is a fact though that if you accept buckets of dirty money from all over the world then eventually the owners of that money will come to enjoy the fruits of their cash.<br /><br />And bring their baggage with them...Desert_Weaselhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14754461058752846034noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15190157.post-32609400230386826882009-04-13T20:47:00.004+04:002009-04-13T21:31:44.278+04:00What a difference a year makesWhat a difference a year makes eh?<br /><br />The Weasel has been lurking on Twitter lately, it is so much simpler to post 140 characters than try to think up a whole post.<br /><br />Dubai feels a different place for sure, gone is the old brashness to be replaced by a slightly paranoid fear of persecution that is pushing all types of responses to real or perceived slights.<br /><br />That it is the British press, previous fawning darlings of the place that have turned on their old benefactor is not at all surprising to anyone except Dubai, which seems a bit shell shocked by the whole affair. The amateur and indignant responses so far have only made the pursuing pack bay more, a vicious circle that can be hard to get out of.<br /><br />Very different when the press were swooning over Dubai (and their real estate advertising) it was all jolly hockey-sticks of course, now wasn't there some proverb about those that lie with lions?<br /><br />The way to kill all the rumours is of course to have freely available information that people can trust, unfortunately that so often does not seem an option to Dubai or Dubai businesses. And in a vacuum the clammer rush in to fill the space.<br /><br />Not all doom and gloom, recently the Weasel wandered along to the wildly popular Marina Yacht Club for a beer only to be appalled by the 50 people queuing to get in, leaving in a hurry the only option.<br />So there is life but also telling that it is a local place with a generous happy hour that gets the business, lots of lessons to be gleaned by Dubai businesses from that.<br /><br />Classic comment from local shop operative that left the Weasel spluttering with incredulity,<br /><br />"Yes sir prices have gone up"<br /><br />Why?<br /><br />"Customers few sir, so need to charge more"<br /><br />It is scary how the little some in the "City of Merchants" actually understand commerce.Desert_Weaselhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14754461058752846034noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15190157.post-17158083041393939992007-12-25T11:04:00.000+04:002007-12-25T11:06:57.753+04:00Christmas in the EmiratesThe Weasel is a little out of sorts at the moment, stranded in a friends vacant house for Christmas and waiting for Dubai Municipality, Du and Dewa for the new place.<br />Could be here for a while then.............Desert_Weaselhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14754461058752846034noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15190157.post-10863378598650283912007-12-24T07:53:00.000+04:002007-12-25T11:04:51.230+04:00Oh I do like to be beside the seasideThe Weasel has hopefully made his last house move in Dubai, the 3rd in 4 years, it gets more stressful every time though the opportunity to clear out the accumulated rubbish of 2 years is welcome.<br /><br />Moving away from the empty quarter and back to the sea is the best part of this latest flit, the opportunity to finally kiss the Ranches goodbye is a day to be savoured.<br />Of all the developments in "New Dubai" the Ranches is, for this Weasel, easily the worst.<br /><br />The issues surrounding this development and Al Reem 1 in particular are legion but we can list a few here:<br /><ol><li>Access, this is the greatest bugbear and one that on its own drove the Weasel from the Ranches. In Reem 1 heading for Mall of the Emirates the main gate is a congested 7km, 20 speed bumps, and a constuction traffic jam from the exit, heading toward Silicone Oasis the Weasel could drive for almost 6 Km to arrive back within in a few yards of his den, but now on Emirates road. On the original models and plans for the development there was a Reem 1 exit, that, like so much of Emarr's hype was an empty promise.</li><li>The Reem 1 houses are actually crap, dark and miserable inside, the number of serious cracks in the plaster would worry this Weasel if he had bought one (though to be fair they were cheap when launched- just don't buy one now...). Reem 2 and 3 are a bit better with an improved design including a garage roof that actually keeps the elements off the car, though residents are still not allowed to put doors on their own garages.</li><li>The enfored community spirit trumpted by a few busybodies who voted themselves onto the Commitee is laughable, it's a housing estate NOT a "community" and the sooner you silly people realise that, the better. Their private website lists calamity after calamity in the most hysterical fashion, the latest is, - shock horror - parking on the road outside your own house. On serious issues such as access and the woeful supermarket they have proved to be utterly toothless.<br /></li><li>Speed limits, the "community" is covered by a blanket 40kmph speed limit, this is the favourite bugbear of the commitee, with daily rants against "lunatic drivers". However what they fail to address is that the access roads are just that, access roads, and trying to enforce a ridiculously slow speed limit will result in it being ingnored. So Emarr in order to enforce the unenforceable have installed hundreds of speed bumps around every junction that quickly result in suspension damage to cars and congestion as traffic queues up to crawl over the bumps. This in turn results in drivers overtaking around slow cars at the speed bumps, and exiting vehicles chancing their luck to force themselves into the traffic, in turn making the junctions more dangerous, not safer.<br /></li><li>Shopping, not normally a Weasel worry but the standard of supermarket in particular at the Ranches is appalling, Le Marche, a well known chain in France has been imposed on the development by Emarr. Their imposition of their own personal dogma on the residents (no pork), and crap out of date food would be fine if there was a choice, but there isn't (see access above) so you are stuck with it - for 10 years...</li><li>Distance, can't really complain about this since they havn't moved since the Weasel set up house there but seriously the distance and time to get to anywhere remotely interesting is tiresome and expensive. The famous interchange that was to solve all access problems was due to be completed in 370 days......18 months ago.......and it is barely half finished, it still takes up to an hour to do the journey from media city.</li><li>The lake......this was a glorious lake in the middle of the development, quite pretty really and houses overlooking it were sold at 25% premium, all well and good, until Emarr drained it and started building on the lake bed, guess the space was too much to resist eh.<br /></li></ol>Still there is at least one good thing about the place, the tempreture and humidity in Summer are far more bearable that far out into the desert, a small but significant difference.<br />The entire development is not one of Emarr's better efforts, though to be fair, it is still very popular, just do not live in Al Reem 1.....<br /><br />So where to next? Dubai marina is the next abode, should the weasel be reviewing his name? The sea weasel perhaps?Desert_Weaselhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14754461058752846034noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15190157.post-22087418069789827872007-12-16T07:12:00.000+04:002007-12-16T09:19:43.314+04:00Moving on and againA good friend of the Weasel's left Dubai today, and thinking of the good times that had been shared the Weasel <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">became</span> aware that he had little or no record of many of them.<br /><br />Those times are of course all in the collective memory, but the Weasel does like to savour a good tale, and like a fine wine they are sometimes best laid down for a while before being brought out, dusted off, decanted, garnished as necessary and recounted over a bottle or two.<br /><br />Fortunately his leaving friend has his own far superior blog and this has driven the Weasel to resolve to maintain this, albeit flawed, record better. On a sadder note, the Weasel is also witnessing a close relative start the slide to old age memory loss, distressing, and something that maybe these accounts scribbled late at night can in some way offset.<br /><br />One of the oddities of Dubai is that people are always leaving, and not just moving to the next town but literally thousands of miles away, this means that local legend even within small circles only generally lives as long as the last resident of that group remains in Dubai.<br /><br />The only experience that comes close to this city of <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">temporary</span> residents harks back to the Weasel's youth and a period spent as a cog in the military wheel. There, on constantly rotating postings you were never more than a couple of years from saying goodbye to everyone and meanwhile had to farewell all those you met on day one as they in turn left.<br /><br />It's an exhausting process and can lead to insulation and shallow relationships, something immediately apparent in the the long term crowd in Dubai when the Weasel first arrived. All friends that were made at that period were themselves newcomers, while this could have been ageism, it was also a shared experience thing and possibly a desire on the part of the old timers to <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">avoid</span> the emotional <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">roller coaster</span>.<br /><br />In the last few years however the Weasel has seen this gradually change, prior to 2000 Dubai seemed to have two types of resident, those who came for 2 years or those who had been here for 25 years, the difference is now that the churn rate has reduced, the Weasel still has many of the friends that were made on day one and strangely many are still in Dubai, some even left and came back.<br /><br />This in someway is great but makes their leaving harder when it does come (as it will to all).<br /><br />Have a good one mate, this furry friend wishes you all the best, we will see you soon.Desert_Weaselhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14754461058752846034noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15190157.post-64886505956149622092007-09-19T21:38:00.000+04:002007-09-19T22:31:11.227+04:00Appropriate dressIt is always around this time of year when the letters columns are set alight by various people complaining about the dress of various expats (generally young and female) and the appropriateness to Ramadan.<br />It is the same hysterical letter over and over again usually ending with that most imaginative of sentiments - if you don't like it , go home.....yawn.<br /><br />This however is a very different beast, recently the serenity of cubicle land was disturbed by a letter from the heights "reminding" one and all of the standards of dress demanded in order to enter the workplace - to make money for those who are writing the self same letter.<br /><br />Now exposed flesh (particularly in the belly region) is not something the Weasel will ever voluntarily bare to the world and therefore he feels unable to comment on the rights or wrongs of said exposure, however the other half of this mail dealt with the wearing of suits and ties.<br /><br />Ties.<br /><br />A Victorian English homage to the medieval cod piece is considered essential dress in a 21st century business ..............in the tropics.<br /><br />Sorry but this is ridiculous , it is 40 bloody degrees outside and the Weasel is told to walk around in an (admittedly fine) outfit produced for Edwardian gentlemen who frequented the chilly streets of old Europe.<br /><br />Now the Weasel knows that the days of Empire when besuited gentlemen strode around the dominions dressed in Saville row's finest are long gone, so why oh why are companies still demanding we dress, and sweat, in acres of worsted, cotton and silk.<br /><br />The Weasel's one glimmer of hope is that national dress is permitted, so that will be the kilt on Sunday morning then with obligatory lack of undergarments, at least it will be nice and cool.Desert_Weaselhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14754461058752846034noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15190157.post-78111277471653913432007-09-16T20:56:00.000+04:002007-09-16T21:04:42.783+04:00chavvin it largeAnd at a time when non delivery of projects and perpetual building sites are finally knocking the shine off Dubai's tourist numbers comes a report from Dubai's biggest market outside the immediate region - UK.<br /><br /><h1 class="heading"><a href="http://travel.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/travel/news/article2452678.ece"><span style="font-size:130%;">‘Chav’ influx drags Dubai down market</span></a></h1><h2 class="sub-heading padding-top-5 padding-bottom-15"><span style="font-size:100%;">Mass-market tourists overwhelm the emirate, says one agent, but Oman is benefitting</span></h2><span style="font-size:100%;">If there is a downturn in the UK due to money tightness this type of report will just drive more of the upmarket tourists away denting the numbers of tourists willing to pay the 5* rates to hotels who now face massive increases in staff costs because of the amnesty and rubber currency.<br /><br />mmm let's see what the next couple of seasons bring.<br /></span>Desert_Weaselhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14754461058752846034noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15190157.post-34506113584028022672007-09-16T20:16:00.000+04:002007-09-19T22:35:06.457+04:00Getting the mud and duck out of hereThe Weasel can't help but think that the government have really shot themselves in the foot with this illegal alien amnesty.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.arabianbusiness.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=500356%3A85-of-uae-population-heads-for-the-exit&Itemid=1"><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Arabian business</span> </a> has an article that claims today that 8% of the country is currently trying to leave. That's 350,000 people.<br /><br />This is hailed as a huge success, and if the residency department's sole job was to rid the country of illegal workers then that must be seen as a result.<br /><br />However, there is no unemployment or other benefit in this country, well not for foreigners anyway, so what were all these people doing? For sure there were a few beggars but to be honest almost none, so all these people were working.<br /><br />So they have effectively reduced the working population by over 10% (reduction of 8% of total population)..... overnight...... with no plan of how to replace them......when all their current industries are facing a recruitment crisis........and with a currency tied to the American peso which prevents them attracting any more........at a time when they want to grow the economy by 8% a year.......and with literally thousands of unfinished buildings littering the place.<br /><br />Good one lads, that'll help the country along no end.<br /><br />Inflation in Dubai is running at more than 10% a year unless you listen to the govt in which case it is only 8%, this can do nothing but significantly add to this figure, and for all those poor sods (including the Weasel) waiting for a building to be finished, or in many cases, started. Tough.<br /><br />What in the name of basic economics was wrong with legalising their status?Desert_Weaselhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14754461058752846034noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15190157.post-36445758571563823242007-09-03T09:38:00.000+04:002007-09-03T10:28:33.533+04:00Hopping MadSorry bit of a non story this from a 1st person report:<br /><br />Now the Weasel is normally the leader in all things liquid, but for a number of reasons (including a raging hangover) he missed this years festival of yeast, barley and hop at the Irish Village.<br /><br />Just as well by the sound of it: according to all who went the place descended to a near riot on Friday as thousands of people tried to force their way into a tent built for 500. 7 days quoted a couple of the <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">organisers</span> blithely blaming the punters for <a href="http://www.7days.ae/showstory.php?id=57483">all the problems</a>.<br /><br />Last year there were large queues and while there <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">was</span> some <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">rowdiness</span> all seemed to pass off well but surely they could have anticipated a bigger turnout this year? I know Summer is always a gamble for a promoter but it is the first week of term now and most people were back in town, the Weasel would have laid cash that this was going to be a big event.<br /><br />So whats the answer? Obvious is to sell tickets but this is Dubai and no-body buys tickets in advance, especially not just for a <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">piss-up</span>, they simply arrive. Bigger tents might help but space becomes an issue as does cooling etc<br /><br />But really what we need is more things to do in summer, now that's radical, trying to convince promoters there are a lot of us still here despite the heat, might save this small furry <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">mammal</span> from tearing his hair out all summer.Desert_Weaselhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14754461058752846034noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15190157.post-57268629911167393712007-08-30T11:35:00.000+04:002007-08-30T13:53:05.971+04:00Sentence constructionspot the difference<br /><br />One perp is knowingly breaking the law of her own country to deliberately sell drugs, operating within the society that these laws are presumably trying to protect, she has a valid quantity of horrendously expensive hash and <a href="http://www.gulfnews.com/nation/Police_and_The_Courts/10150186.html">attempts to sell to the police</a>.<br /><br />Other perp is transitting through the country (thereby posing no threat to society) and has, lost in the bottom of his pocket, enough drug to just about get a<a href="http://www.7days.ae/showstory.php?id=55625"> fieldmouse high</a>.<br /><br />Guess who go four years and who got one...Desert_Weaselhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14754461058752846034noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15190157.post-37426966087973763052007-07-31T15:36:00.000+04:002007-07-31T15:50:07.893+04:00Them bad streets of DubaiInteresting little ditty in <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">today's</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">Khaleej</span> Times caught the Weasel's eye this morning.<br /><br />Thefts rise in summer time By a staff reporter 31 July 2007<br />DUBAI — Thefts, brawls and assaults are the most common of crimes reported during the summer months, suggest the findings of a survey recently conducted by the Dubai Public Prosecution.<br />Robberies were the most frequent with 40 per cent of cases registered, followed by assaults and fights which accounted for 16 per cent, and financial fraud forming 13 per cent of all reported crimes. According to a top public prosecution official.<br /><br />Now it is rare to get stats like this thrown out, sure individual crimes are eagerly reported in the 1950s schoolboy prose the KT is so fond of, but we usually don't get to hear the real stats and what the trends are.<br /><br />Now we only need the actual figures to determine whether Dubai is as safe as the municipality make out. More interesting is speculating as to the why of these increases, after all the town is almost empty, who hangs around in the street in August waiting to get robbed? Or possibly it is that empty houses are targets but then that should be burglary. <br /><br />Ah summer, the Weasel loves nothing better than to while away the day speculating on pointless questions. What do you mean get back to work...............Desert_Weaselhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14754461058752846034noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15190157.post-66745559576517845722007-07-24T13:28:00.001+04:002007-07-24T13:55:40.778+04:00Cartel capersEven the Weasel is <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">occasionally</span> amazed by the level of <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">blatant</span> price fixing that is all too common in this market. Today on the Dubai eye business breakfast we had the rare treat of listening to one of the local managers justifying the setting up of a cartel to run <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">remittance</span> exchanges, <a href="http://www.zawya.com/Channel.cfm/objE1209090997221122765512AD-9-12-2333-11/#">listen here 23rd July </a>.<br /><br />What really tickles the Weasel is the fact that Mr Joseph <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">Ponnou</span> not only is stupid enough to announce this to all his potential customers but can't seem to realise that this may be a foolish move. In a move that would land him straight in court in the US or EU he <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">blithely</span> witters on that the formation of the cartel is in the consumers best interest, while opening the subject by explaining that it has been set up to ensure prices are as high as possible and no-one undercuts the members of this chummy club.<br /><br />The only way to combat the runaway inflation we are all experiencing is to allow free competition, eventually prices will find their correct level. Much as the Weasel enjoys the low price of fuel and the attempt at a rent cap, in the end they simply distort the market and all pay the price.<br /><br />The awarding of import licences to single companies and the set-up of <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">blatant</span> price cartels keeps us beholden to conglomerates that simply print money on the back of <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">UAE</span> consumers.<br /><br />And that's <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">everyone</span> not just expats.Desert_Weaselhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14754461058752846034noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15190157.post-34199211367107035342007-07-17T08:19:00.000+04:002007-07-17T11:17:34.041+04:00Big shoes to fillBack after a brief sojourn to Ibiza and consequential psychotic episode, every year the Weasel wonders if this is the last year of behaving badly, but then the combined effects of an entire year in the desert conspire to make the <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">occasional</span> blowout feel like a vital <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">safety</span> valve.<br /><br />Well that's his excuse and he's sticking to it.....<br /><br />Ironically the earth-aid feel good concert was happening as the Weasel flew overhead on his long weekend away, for one of such <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">diminutive</span> stature the Weasel's carbon footprint is bloody huge. Flying to Ibiza for the weekend does not seem outrageous, this behavior is of course hardly unique in Dubai.<br /><br />We <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">superchill</span> our offices, deep freeze our houses, take showers in desalinated water, drive our big <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">ol</span> cars and fly 3 times a year (or more in the Weasels case), it's a good job he's unconvinced of the CO2 argument.<br /><br />Seriously though if this is ever proved beyond the current hysteria the life styles here of much of the population would have to drastically change to meet any global norms, more use of solar would make so much sense along with building for the climate not the perceived tastes of a European housing market.<br /><br />We await developments.Desert_Weaselhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14754461058752846034noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15190157.post-33148696815457602332007-07-06T11:43:00.000+04:002007-07-06T11:55:01.472+04:00LondonToday finds the Weasel scampering around his old haunts in London, it is wet, cold and you can't smoke in the pubs.<br />Tonight off to the white isle for a couple of days, while in Wembley tomorrow tens of thoussands of people will gather to protest about climate change (oh, and listen to a huge rock concert).<br /><br />Climate change awareness has not really arrived in Dubai, we all know we live in an environment that is only survivable with huge amounts of ac, desalinated water, V8 motors and regular trips away (Weasel endurance limit is 3 months). <br /><br />What is a little shocking was when last night the Weasel was asked incredulously "don't you feel guilty?"<br /><br />err no?<br /><br />Cue tut tutting and storming off - the Weasel may need to prepare a response to this question that doesn't involve flying from Dubai to London to Spain and back again for a party.....Desert_Weaselhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14754461058752846034noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15190157.post-58631030577634565382007-07-03T17:55:00.000+04:002007-07-03T18:16:00.048+04:00Open season on Dubai banks?In a move the Weasel finds hard to comprehend the DFSA appears to have declined to investigate a reputed attempted fraud of $5 bn.<br /><br />why?<br /><br />Because it was targeted against an institution not an individual, leaving aside the bloody obvious that a bank's money belongs to individuals who most certainly would have suffered should this scam have worked, what were they thinking? <br /><br />Does this mean if the Weasel wanders into, lets say Dewa or any other "big institution" and for instance bounces a cheque for his water bill that he will be let off scot free....... nope, he doesn't think so either.<br /><br />The jails in this town are full of people charged with fraud for bouncing a cheque, so perhaps the story here isn't, why not?<br /><br />but who can't be investigated?<br /><br />And this is personal, although called lloyds TSB it isn't a direct branch of the bank and it is probably likely that a loss of this size would have folded the institution, taking the Weasels 2dhs of savings with it. The lack of action cannot do anything to inspire confidence in any financial institution in Dubai<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">From the Toady today.</span><br /><br />The United Kingdom-based banking and insurance group Lloyds TSB Bank, operating from Dubai International Financial Centre (DIFC), has left it to the regulators, the Dubai Financial Services Authority (DFSA), to investigate the $5 billion (Dh18.35bn) financial fraud targeted at the bank. <p> Media reports had said Lloyds TSB Bank in Dubai had been targeted by fraudsters who tried to raise a credit facility of up to $5bn (Dh18.35bn), in one of the largest attempted financial frauds in the region in recent times. </p><p> The regulators said individuals representing two fictitious organisations – Heritage Private Bank of the UK and the Genesis Foundation of Hong Kong – failed in their attempt to use false guarantee documents from five banks, including UBS, the US Federal Reserve and Citibank in Singapore, in a bid to raise funds for an alleged real estate project in Abu Dhabi, the Financial Times reported. </p><p> Lloyds TSB’s private banking arm, located in the DIFC, had said in early May it provided information about the use of fraudulent documents to the DFSA. </p><p> “Lloyds TSB International Private Banking takes its obligations to combat financial crime extremely seriously and reported an attempted use of fraudulent documents to the DFSA in the appropriate way in early May. This is now a matter for the regulator and we will co-operate fully with any investigation they undertake,” the bank’s spokesperson said in a statement. </p><p> Quoting DFSA’s managing director for policy and legal services, Ian Johnston, the Financial Times said after carrying out an investigation the regulator had decided not to pursue injunctions against the individuals involved, as the scam had targeted authorised companies rather than members of the public. </p> The official pointed out that the fraud attempt, while substantial, was unsophisticated and unlikely to have duped the vetting procedures of authorised companies.Desert_Weaselhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14754461058752846034noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15190157.post-60694115072066049372007-07-02T19:38:00.000+04:002007-07-02T20:00:45.078+04:00Hipocrates must be spinning in his grave.The Weasel had been watching the events in the UK this week unfolding with a kind of detachment, from a professional mode it has been a pain in the arse, but really it is clear the would be firestarters were a bunch of incompetent twats and that was really that, ho hum life goes on.<br /><br />However the news today that two of these idiots are doctors has left him stunned and appalled. The only hope is that the doctors (real ones: that is) treating the crispy dickhead at his old hospital will forget to use anesthetic, but the truth is they probably will follow their <a href="http://brownback.senate.gov/Oath.htm">hipocratic oath .</a><br /><br />How two people who have seriously taken this oath could then attempt to perpetrate the mass killing (by burning or impaling with nails) of people whose crime was to try to jet off to sunny Spain, is beyond comprehension. <br /><br />The only good news is that they are so crap at setting off a bomb that the Weasel doubts they were ever any good as doctors, so the world will be better off without them. Rot in jail fuckwits see you in 25 years time.Desert_Weaselhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14754461058752846034noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15190157.post-57916442201634206112007-07-01T18:16:00.000+04:002007-07-01T18:34:01.943+04:00Entirely predictable x 2So there is the Weasel emerging from the gates of the empty quarter that is Arabian Ranches to find a 3 mile tail back stretching down the Emirates rd, by 8:30 the entire place was gridlocked.<br /><br />Even though the Weasel dutifully bought the silly salik card 2 weeks ago all it means to him is another 20mins each way on the commute (and that is only because he has an early start) despite never going anywhere near SZR or Garhoud.<br /><br />Cheers you dicks. And can I have the 40mins a day you are stealing back please.<br /><br />On another joyous note the estate robbers responsible for selling the Weasel a never ending story in the form of a building construction were today (their promised, much revised completion date) questioned about a likely moving in day, the response? "We are sending you a letter" "Really? That's great, what's in it?" "We can't tell you."<br /><br />So that'll be good news then..............<br /><br />One day the Weasel would love to think these cowboys will have to take at least some responsibility for their actions, but until then Dubai remains full of crooked, incompetent liars going by the name of estate agents and developers.Desert_Weaselhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14754461058752846034noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15190157.post-87036957332667548562007-06-30T10:50:00.000+04:002007-06-30T12:51:40.658+04:00Back againIt's summer and this rodent is bored, so when the conversation of this blog came up at a party the other day the Weasel started to feel a little nostalgic for time spent scratching his fur in search of inspiration.<br /><br />hmm so what has changed in the intervening 10 months, well apart from the inevitable adding of another inch to his ever expanding weasel girth, that is?<br /><br />In an all too familiar Dubai story the new Weasel abode, purchased as a desperate attempt to get away from horrendous rent rises, rather predictably, is still surrounded by cranes and the only people sleeping there wear blue overalls.<br />Today was supposed to be moving-in day, confidently given 6 months ago. That date was already 7 months to a year late according to the brochure or the agent which ever you believe.<br /><br />Anywhere else in the world and the lawyers would be sharpening their quills, but here there is no recourse of any kind so we wait the developers next installment of the work of fiction that is their handover schedule.<br />Naturally no-one has has had the decency to give the Weasel a new date but since it will likely be more lies even when it does come, he's not holding his breath.<br /><br />October is the crunch date, that's when the greedy bitch that owns the current Weasel abode will come up with another 30% increase to match last year's, if the new pad is still not finished by then, homelessness beckons.<br /><br />Salik day tomorrow, charging the video to take some shots of expected chaos though radio was already hinting at an amnesty until the tags are properly distributed, the Weasel has had a tag for a couple of weeks but still no account number so there's no way to add cash to the account, just a small symptom of how totally ill thought out this whole scheme really is. DW.Desert_Weaselhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14754461058752846034noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15190157.post-1156407096853702562006-08-24T11:59:00.000+04:002006-08-24T12:12:22.203+04:00Austin embarrassmentDear God Dallas Austin's not the brightest spark is he?<br /><br />Shouting his mouth off about his take on jail in UAE along with a quote on how his accommodation was and how long he <a href="http://www.eurweb.com/story/eur28165.cfm">expected to be there......... </a><br /><br />“I wasn’t in prison, it was nothing like that,” he clarifies, adding that the facility where he was kept had plasma TVs and other creature comforts. “Knowing that I was gonna leave this place, I had one of the best experiences I could ever have.”<br /><br />The Weasel still wonders why they went to the effort of trying him.Desert_Weaselhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14754461058752846034noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15190157.post-1155483207685993872006-08-13T19:07:00.000+04:002006-08-13T19:37:19.836+04:00Rat a tat tatNow personally the Weasel believes that anyone who stays in a downtown Diera hotel can expect to meet the odd rodent at pretty much any time, some may even have four legs, though almost all will have east European accents.<br />However to have 3 of the four footed variety in one room in a supposed 3 star hotel is downright grim.<br /><br />While most in Dubai are aware of the enormous gulf between 3* and 4* hotels, for your visiting Brits this may not be quite so obvious.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.7days.ae/2006/08/13/hotel-keeps-guests-passports-after-complaints-over-rats.html">This story today in 7 days</a> tells the tale of a Brit family who have had their passports confiscated for failing to pay 3140 dhs to stay in a rat infested room and then being accused of putting the rats there themselves.<br /><br />Now regardless of how long they stayed before our furry friends appeared or all the other reasons the hotel does not want to refund, do DTC have any idea of how this is going to play out back in the UK?<br /><br />There already is a growing feeling that Dubai has had its day, that the building has ruined the beach and the traffic has killed getting around the town, Dubai bashers are appearing everywhere, expect a big run of stories mainly highlighting the construction around the Marina to break this autumn.<br /><br />And to add to this will be the rat - passport confiscation story, (no-one in the UK media will differentiate between 3 and 4 or 5 star hotels), dragging the town through the mud, pretty much the thing the DTC is there to counteract.<br /><br />The Omani rat planters must be chuckling as they head back to their new resorts springing up around Muscat.Desert_Weaselhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14754461058752846034noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15190157.post-1154878867092546582006-08-06T19:25:00.000+04:002006-08-06T19:57:41.716+04:00"pssst oi Gov wanna buy a bit of Mumbai - going cheap"<a href="http://www.gulfnews.com/nation/Police_and_The_Courts/10057973.html">According to Gulf news</a> in a startling display of business acumen, a Dubai businessman has managed to shell out $10 million to buy a Russian consulate building in Mumbai from the outgoing consul, only to discover the Russian Weasel didn't actually own the building, nor even did the Russian government.<br /><br />Glorious, and I bet that figure doesn't even include any bung that he paid to speed through the deal.<br /><br />The land according to Weasel acquaintances, had it been for sale, was roughly half price. So once again someone from this region is led by his greedy nose into a complete scam that your Eastern European types are getting remarkably good at.<br /><br />As for the Weasel's Russian namesake, he is probably sunning himself on the shore somewhere in Brazil.Desert_Weaselhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14754461058752846034noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15190157.post-1154788324579626732006-08-05T18:30:00.000+04:002006-08-05T18:54:44.143+04:00An uplifting occasionOn a dull Saturday the Weasel came across<a href="http://www.hoistmagazine.com/story.asp?sectioncode=136&storyCode=2037976"> this fabulous site </a>totally dedicated to that most ubiquitous of Dubai landmarks, the crane.<br /><br />The gloriously named <a href="http://www.hoistmagazine.com/">"Hoist"</a> even announces that this years crane conference is heading to, you guessed it, Dubai!<br /><br />Can't wait.<br /><br />Surprisingly Dubai didn't get "<span class="body">The popular Crane Safety conference</span>", ah well maybe next year.Desert_Weaselhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14754461058752846034noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15190157.post-1154675311408638372006-08-04T10:42:00.000+04:002006-08-04T11:12:25.746+04:00Bundle of laughsCan't believe the Weasel only learned of <a href="http://www.dubaicomedyfestival.net/home.html">this fabulous even</a>t via the ever excellent <a href="http://www.popbitch.com/">Pop bitch.</a><br /><br />Another coup for the sandlands.<br />What are they thinking of, two random artist introductions:<br /><br /><span class="bodyBOLD">"JIM DAVIDSON</span><br /> <span class="bodyJUST">Jim Davidson is firmly established as one of the countryÂs most popular entertainers in British showbusiness and one of the countryÂs funniest comedians."<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Really</span><br /><br /></span><span class="bodyBOLD">"Frank Carson</span><br /> How would you describe comedy in its purest form? To put it quite simply, it’s a combination of a good joke, well told. Remind you of anything? Here’s a couple of clues: ‘It’s a cracker’ and ‘It’s the way I tell ‘em.” For some performers, ‘comedian’ is a job description. For Frank Carson, it’s his species."<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Excuse me while I throw up.</span><br /><br />Bobby Davro?? At least he doesn't claim to be the funniest man in Britain<br /><br />The Weasel was going to put Ronnie - one joke - Corbett's speil here but frankly it is so long winded he can't be arsed, you can <a href="http://www.dubaicomedyfestival.net/artistes2.html">read them all </a>if you must.<br /><br />So as well as have-been bands we now have a crowd of have-been comedians tryinig to cover the cost of their divorces/tax arrears by bringing their own inimitable style to Dubai.<br /><br />Quite how the authorities intend to treat swearing intrigues the Weasel, with people being jailed or fined for bawling out an Emarr minion some of these acts are going to be struggling for material.<br /><br />The racism however will fit perfectly with Dubai though so maybe it isn't that surprising.<br /><br />Naturally despite the lamentable headliners boredom will drive the Weasel to attend if only to heckle from the sidelines.Desert_Weaselhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14754461058752846034noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15190157.post-1154672968815704932006-08-04T09:57:00.000+04:002006-08-04T10:32:36.210+04:00When a child is bornThere seems to be a bit of a story/rumour developing regarding a newly born baby in the American hospital, a twat in a hat and a possible marriage of necessity. There is interest from the Uk red tops but little evidence has yet emerged.<br /><br />The baby is definitely real, an acquaintance of the Weasel was giving birth in the next room, the Sun reporter was there hanging out waiting (in vain) for the millinered one to appear.<br /><br />The Weasel is unclear sure about this one, it doesn't quite ring true but there definitely seems to be some evidence and knowing the archaic laws regarding unmarried mothers it might even have a basis in fact.Desert_Weaselhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14754461058752846034noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15190157.post-1154360679496397792006-07-31T19:34:00.000+04:002006-08-01T07:17:35.280+04:001 million 2 hundred thousand 300, Damn lost my place suppose better start again, or maybe notSo the long awaited census result landed in the papers today, that is long awaited not eagerly... Anyway there appears to be a bit of a major anomaly or maybe it's just the Toady getting its facts wrong again.<br /><br />The Toady gives the population in 2003 in Dubai as 1204000, however <a href="http://www.gulfnews.com/nation/Government/10056264.html">Gulf news</a> gives the 2005 population as 1200309.<br /><br />Now it is pretty clear the population of Dubai has not gone down, the pressure on housing for everything from labour camps, through bed spaces to 8 bed villas tells us this, so what is going on?<br /><br />For the previous census in 2003 the Weasel was visited and duly gave the details, this time no census taker appeared, nowhere in the empty quarter, that the Weasel is aware of, was visited, nor were his several acquaintances in Springtime for Hitler.<br /><br />Could this be nothing more sinister than pure incompetence from the census taking agency?<br /><br />Who knows,<br /><br />Anther interesting ditty here<br />"Of the total local population, males slightly out-number females. There are 418,057 (50.7 per cent) males against 406,864 (49.3 per cent) females in the country."<br /><br />There do seem to be a few girls missing there....Not uncommon in this part of the world but then neither is the most likely reason for it, despite protestations to the opposite.Desert_Weaselhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14754461058752846034noreply@blogger.com1